We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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