i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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