This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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