Plan B is the new Plan A
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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