So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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