is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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