That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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