what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
