Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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