D3 body, D1 cock
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
These tits shall not be calmed
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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