Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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