no. you can't hotbox the world.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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