just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
