tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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