gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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