i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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