My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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