Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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