she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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