Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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