Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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