is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
splinters make it hard to masturbate
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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