porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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