Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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