He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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