Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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