Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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