New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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