69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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