so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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