he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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