did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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