what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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