I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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