just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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