We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
You did what with his pubic hair?
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