so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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