Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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