So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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