She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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