yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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