if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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