Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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