problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
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