I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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