I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Randomize
