white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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