Need sex. Gaining weight.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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