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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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