My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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