so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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