Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize