Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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