it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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