of course. lets lasso hookers.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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