You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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