i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
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