i don't plan on having that self control this summer
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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