Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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